Do you know what this is, ladies and gentlemen? This is a mosquito. Not just any mosquito, this Fucker was caught actively stealing my blood. Retribution was swift, and my own blood exploded onto my hand and chest. I licked it all up and reclaimed what is rightfully mine. Her corpse is smeared across my door as a warning to all other mosquitoes who think they can play me like some two bit hooker.
This is the first time I've caught one of these god damn mosquitoes here in the act. Do you understand how big this is? This is the scene from any monster/horror/alien film where they all realize that the enemy can be killed. This is the turning point.
This is the first time I've caught one of these god damn mosquitoes here in the act. Do you understand how big this is? This is the scene from any monster/horror/alien film where they all realize that the enemy can be killed. This is the turning point.
Here is a reenactment of what I was yelling as I ran around my apartment building:
There is no more reason to be afraid. It's going to be a good week.
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